So this girls steps up to my bachelor pad, says she saw my ad in the papers. She just got fired from her minimum wage dead end job. Wants to show them she can become someone and make it big. You came to the right place but Ill be damned if you pay your bills from my money.
Now this one think shes special Herb, Herb, lets spend a romantic weekend at the hotel. The whore just kept on running the room service tab. Club sandwiches, mini bar, the whole fucking deal. So, when it came time to shoot the scene, I asked for the bill. If I pay for the room service, I wont pay for the sex. Anyways, I came and made my exit, leaving her to pick up the tab.
